Vampire Crawlers Achievements: All 161, Sorted by Rarity¶

Rarity is the only useful order for a completion run: it tells you which milestones most players never reach, and those are almost always the ones gated behind another system: an evolution recipe, a Crawler you haven't recruited, or a dungeon variant you haven't opened. The percentages below are Steam's global figures, pulled on 3 November 2026; they drift by a tenth of a point as players finish the game, but the ordering is stable.

All 161 Vampire Crawlers achievements, rarest first¶

Ties are alphabetical. "Unlock" is the share of all Steam players who have the achievement: not the share of players who own the game and finished it.

The 10 hardest Vampire Crawlers achievements¶

These are the ten lowest unlock rates in the game. The right-hand column only lists chains the achievement list itself proves: no guesses about "the best build" for them.

The Mannajja problem. The single rarest achievement needs an evolution whose catalyst is itself the fifth-rarest achievement: Skull O'Maniac is both an item card and a "Reach Level 30 with Lama Ladonna" milestone. Lama only appears once you clear a dungeon at 10%+ Curse. So the 10.7% figure isn't a difficulty spike: it's three separate systems stacked, and most players never assemble all three.

The 15.5% and 16.7% ties are ordered alphabetically in the table above; Steam reports them to one decimal place, so treat those pairs as equally rare.

The 10 easiest Vampire Crawlers achievements¶

If you have played the tutorial and one dungeon, you probably already have most of these. They're a useful sanity check that your account is tracking achievements at all.

Rank numbers mirror the full table above (161 = most common). The top of that list is effectively the tutorial: Combo Stack is the Pancakes you pick up in the first five minutes, and Antonio is the first Crawler rescue.

What 100% completion actually requires¶

On Steam there's no separate "completionist" achievement beyond the 161: 100% means all 161, and the list decomposes into six kinds of work:

1. Clear every zone variant that has a milestone. The list contains 14 zone achievements, including the ones most players skip: Library Sanctum, Curd Refinery, Weeny Bridge, Meany Bridge, and Cappella Ultima. Finishing the base game is nowhere near enough.
2. Recruit the Crawler cast. 20 achievements are tied directly to a Crawler (rescue, coffin, boss kill, or a stat threshold), plus The Inn itself.
3. Discover every evolution. 17 "Discover …" achievements: the same 18 recipes on the evolution chart, from Bloody Tear to Mannajja.
4. Find the relics. 13 relic achievements, twelve "Find the … Relic" plus the tutorial Pancakes, and Relic Museum on top. Relics are mechanic unlocks, not stat sticks, so this is progression, not collection (all relics).
5. Earn the gems. The list's biggest block is gem unlocks: the zone-clear gems (Fireproof, Crawler Caller, Yin Yang) plus oddities like Uncrackable Gem, which asks you to defeat The Trickster, not Red Death.
6. Hit the stat and volume milestones. Level 40 (Wings), 12+ combo (Chain Link), 40-card deck (Swollen Fist), a 7- and 8-card hand (Retain Gem, Recycle Gem), 2,000 Armor (Your Shield My Liege), 99 King Bible plays (Bracer), 6,666 enemies (Krochi).

What the list does not require: nothing in the 161 mentions Red Death by name. Killing him is the game's real final boss and it hands you MissingN0 and the Uncrackable Gem (how to do it), but the achievement attached to that gem is "Defeat The Trickster". If you're hunting 100%, the list is the list: don't invent a Reaper trophy for yourself.

Vampire Crawlers trophy guide: PS5 and the platinum¶

The PlayStation 5 version ships the same milestone set as Steam's 161, so the rarity order above doubles as a trophy roadmap: start at the bottom (easiest) to bank the tutorial tier, then work upward, because the rarest entries all depend on systems you unlock on the way.

What I could not verify is a separate public trophy list with the Platinum / Gold / Silver / Bronze split. Trophy grades are assigned per platform and aren't derivable from Steam's data, so this page doesn't quote a Platinum count or a grade breakdown. If you see a "1 Platinum, X Gold, Y Silver, Z Bronze" breakdown elsewhere, treat it as unconfirmed rather than as something these numbers can back up.

Practical upshot for trophy hunters: the order of operations is identical to the Steam list, and the ten sub-20% achievements are the ones that will decide how long the platinum takes.

Achievements unlock content, not just a score¶

This is the part most achievement pages miss. In Vampire Crawlers an achievement is usually the receipt for a system unlock: the reward is a mechanic, a Crawler, or a card, not a number going up.

Achievement	What it actually hands you	Go deeper
Gem Hammer	The entire Gem system: socketing effects into cards	Gems & Jeweller
Polentír	The Fortune Teller's Arcana tent in the Village	Relics & Arcana
Stardust Anvil	Blacksmith's Workshop: add sockets to cards	Power Ups
Overkill / Ultimate Ultra Overkill	Excess kill damage converted to coins (cap 500 → 5,000)	Gold farming
Bomba Infernale	The "nuke button": vaporise floor 1 of a cleared dungeon	Relics & Arcana
Lapidary Loupe	Jeweller's Counter: gem rarity control and sealing	Gems & Jeweller
Grim Grimoire	Tracks every evolution recipe you've discovered	Evolutions
Arcana Finder	Arcana chests start appearing in dungeons	Relics & Arcana
Ovenkilt	Overkill triggers on any encounter, not just bosses	Gold farming
Any Crawler achievement	A new playable Crawler with its own starting deck	All Crawlers
Any "Discover …" achievement	The evolved card itself, added to the pool	Evolution chart

That's why the achievement list reads like a progression guide: Gem Hammer → Polentír → Stardust Anvil → Lapidary Loupe → Arcana Finder → Ovenkilt is also the relic priority order, and it's the same chain the walkthrough follows zone by zone.

Common questions¶

How many achievements does Vampire Crawlers have?¶

161 on Steam, all listed above with unlock rates. The PlayStation 5 version tracks the same milestones, so the completion target is the same 161.

What is the rarest achievement in Vampire Crawlers?¶

Discover Mannajja at 10.7%, for evolving Song of Mana into Mannajja. It's followed by Mild Gem (13.2%) and Mana X Damage Gem (14.9%). All ten sub-20% entries are broken down above.

Does Vampire Crawlers have a platinum trophy?¶

I can't confirm a Platinum specifically. The PS5 release carries the same achievement milestones, so the completion target is the same 161 objectives, but I couldn't verify a public trophy list with grades, so I'm not going to quote a Platinum/Gold/Silver/Bronze count. Use the rarity table as the roadmap; it doesn't depend on the grade split.

Are any Vampire Crawlers achievements missable?¶

Nothing in the 161 is a one-time, fail-and-lose-it event. Every entry is either permanent progression (zones, Crawlers, relics) or a cumulative counter that keeps climbing across runs. The only conditional one is Skull O'Maniac, which needs a dungeon completed at 10%+ Curse: a setup requirement, not a missable window.

How long does 100% take?¶

poncle's own FAQ gives 20–30 hours, longer for every unlock, and the list doesn't support a clean estimate: the median unlock rate is 54.6%, but the last ten achievements sit under 20%, and several of those (Mannajja, Phieraggi, Valkyrie Turner) require a specific Crawler at a specific level plus an Evolution Gem. Expect the tail to be dominated by setup, not by fight difficulty.

Do achievements unlock anything in-game?¶

Yes: that's the whole design. Relic achievements unlock mechanics (gems, sockets, Arcana, the Jeweller), Crawler achievements add playable characters, and "Discover …" achievements add evolved cards. See Achievements unlock content.

Sources¶

• Steam: Vampire Crawlers achievement stats (the 161-entry list, global percentages)
• Steam Web API: GetGlobalAchievementPercentagesForApp, app 3265700 (percentages used in the table, pulled 3 Nov 2026)
• SteamHunters: Vampire Crawlers achievements (full schema mirror: API names, display names, official descriptions)
• IGN: All Achievements and Unlocks (unlock tips, cross-check)
• Official Vampire Survivors Wiki: Crawlers: Power Ups and Crawlers: Evolutions (relic/evolution context)

Descriptions are Steam's own strings, not rewritten. Where the in-game text is vague, "Reach a high Level with …", that vagueness is the official wording and has been left alone.